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Issue #5 p1 Sept, 2008
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FARFUMMF WATAFAZMOO STRICKEN WITH NYNFIDIOY THUBMUMZIUM GEGNA
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...In a worrisome development on Earth, Farfummf Watafazmoo, the reknowned planetary explorer and member of KOKO DOZO has been stricken with nynfidioy thubmumzium gegna. Though this ailment is rare in our galaxy, it is known to be quite common on Earth.
...Struggling to find words to describe his unusual malady, Mr. Watafazmoo said he felt "a pain -- a sort of ache in the upper region of my thuvmogula flumbose." [see diagram on the right]
...Mr. Watafazmoo was reportedly attending a social gathering of zesty celebrities in a place called Tribeca where he was offered something called cocacola, a white powdery substance that earthforms drink through straws into their nasal passages.
. . Mr. Watafazmoo explained, "The bottles were so tiny I just drank a full one with one nasal tug. It was only then that I experienced painful symptoms of nynfidioy thubmumzium gegna."
..We do not know if this mysterious condition is fatal. Earth doctors advise the swallowing of small pellets called Tylenol but it is unknown what Tylenol's effect would be on non-Earth organisms. After all -- who knows who has handled these pellets. Have they washed their lomules? What kind of families are they from? For all we know they be mumlchagn.
...Mr. Watafazmoo has also voiced concern that he has lost contact with his nose and he fears this might obstruct his ability to hear the speakers when performing with Koko Dozo.
...Koko Dozo's gwarbler, Gambothna Geebis, assures us that Mr. Watafazmo's nose is still located in the same place, although it curiously keeps changing its color since his ingestion of cocacola.
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