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SINCE EARTH WAS DISCOVERED BY KOKO DOZO
EARTHFORM FASHION WORLD TAKES CUES FROM CITIZENS OF VEP MUMMIMS TORCULOM. Trend Is Source Of Galactic Pride Throughout Torculom.
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Kazdunglomarian, Rhibchixiog Nimmflubix
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Earthform
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...The impact of the discovery of the planet, Earth, still reverberates in so many surprising ways. Of course there is the music of Koko Dozo which continues its assault on the bodily functions of their earthform fans. The continued rise of Barack Obama ever since John and Cindy McCain attempted to dance the funky norpse chicken at a rally in the southern regions. And in our own galactic regions, the use of twinkies as a fulge-guzm device in sexual activities has created quite a pleasant amusement.
...More recently Koko Dozoan, Gambothna Geebis, has sent back reports of the growing influence of Vep Mummims Torculom aesthetics on the body fashions of many earthforms. This phenomenon has become a source of pride for all citizens of Torculom. |
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Drulth Zhoog HHamugli, Gudladinjin Mashundidundix (left) and Earthform (above) |
...Festivals dedicated to the traditions of Vep exceptionalism have been a delightful expression of this resurgence of pride. And Jomboz! for the recent Vep slaughter of the neigboring tribes of Shubblezundy. Finally, |
the festering spulb Shubblezundy has been removed from our fair Torculom. Perhaps the next explosion of pride will clean up the rest of the galaxy.
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