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Issue #6 p2 Oct, 2008
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..The Whole Earth Zhufmalog:
...This Wild And Wacky Omposm Called Earth
... by Farfummf Watafazmoo
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....Greetings my peepz and doggies.
....Perhaps you remember Noobdrullin Wubbendoybi -- that drenk-smoking gilgank, that reeking puddle of gomulent spooze, that chongoid fulge-dropping, that witless skunz, that numfardle, that fumulous doofwombie, that slerm-eating needle-norpse, that useless bingboinging thiggle, that drooling jomboz. We all know about the horrifying deeds he perpetrated sometime back before I was born which are still considered to be an infamous fezzip upon the sacred satin loins of our planet's glorious history.
....But of course more recently he has changed his ways and is much admired for, among other things, his quite amazing skills in the art of the funky norpse chicken.
....Recent occurances on Earth have led me to recall Noobdrullin Wubbendoybi and the famous leadership contest between Chamoomzeon Hepadepsig and Jid Bibdor Meklivux. You will recall that despite Meklivux's superior funky norpse chicken, he lost the contest because Hepadepsig accused him of having once worked for the same employer as Wubbendoybi and had engaged in some conversations with him. So the inference was made that Meklivux must therefore also be a drenk-smoking gilgank, etc. And certainly a danger to the entire planet.
....In a similar way, earthform John McCain has accused Barack Obama of being dangerous because he knows somebody who had once committed vile deeds but is currently dedicated to honorable work. But here on Earth, McCain's strategy is not working as it did for Chamoomzeon Hepadepsig. The tactic just makes Barack Obama more popular. It was assumed that such a strategy would appeal to pale-skinned, small-brained male earthforms; but it appears to have failed.
....It is quite impressive that an Arab Muslim terrorist born in Hawaii -- not in the USA USA USA -- could be presumed to be competent because he acts, speaks and thinks like one who is competent. These earthforms, despite their many trivial obsessions and fetus-brained beliefs, also show signs of a deep intelligence. There is still so much to learn in this strange and gulbnoin place.

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KOKO DOZO MEMBER, FUPSIGOM DIDMADAPPITS, JOINS BIZARRE MR. POTATOHEAD CULT AND DISAPPEARS!
Perhaps you have noticed that recent performances by Koko Dozo featured two rather than three members. That is because Fupsigom Didmadappits, known to earthforms as Rubio, has disappeared. Koko Dozo garbler Ggambothna Geebis (known as Amy Douglas) and producer Farfummf Watafazmoo (known as Polarity/1) report that Didmadappits suddenly claimed that Mr. Potatohead is now his cosmic protector who ordered the horned Koko Dozan to relocate to the Bogata region.

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 KOKO DOZO WILL SPEW FORTH NOCTURNAL SONIC EMISSIONS
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