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..The Whole Earth Zhufmalog:
...This Wild And Wacky Omposm Called Earth
... by Farfummf Watafazmoo
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....Greetings my beloved homzoi peepz and doggies.
....Well, the selection of the leader of Earth is over. I was quite disappointed. Sarah Palin -- candidate of the "real Americans" and her running mate, John, lost to the socialist muslim terrorist candidate, Barack Hussein Obama who, I must admit, was clearly the finer interpreter of the funky norpse chicken. The result of the election was not surprising because many earthforms have given me inside information about the citizens of the U.S. of Fuckin A: they love things that are fake. They like fake versions of flowers, wood, foods, breasts and faces. This would explain why the majority of American earthforms are fake Americans and therefore voted against my beloved Sarah who sacrificed so much for "real Americans." But as they say here -- Yeah, well...whatever. Congratulations and best wishes to Mr. Hussein Obama!
....I am told that in certain parts of Earth there is, at the moment, confusion about what to expect from him because his middle name, Hussein, makes him a friend to muslims and terrorists; but his first name, Barack, is the name of the military leader of Israel which makes Obama a friend to the people who make movies that make terrorists look bad. After the election many earthforms of New York asked me, "Is this good for the jooz?" They often ask the same question when we sing "Spaceman" ("it's no discrace to be a spaceman"). They asked also when a rogue virus from the planet Wozfinool was recently captured here. One of our missions on Earth was to capture and terminate this dangerous organism -- a berneemadov gingoil -- but New York's finest blue men captured it first which definitely was not good for the reputation of Koko Dozo back on our home planet. Having no idea what this question -- good for the jooz -- means, I choose to be diplomatic so as to avoid revealing my ignorance or giving a response that might offend; so I cleverly respond with a question that many earthforms ask when confused, "What would Jesus do?" That seems to work because those who inquire go away immediately, apparently satisfied with my response.
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