Koko Dozo: Space Alien Nation, #7, p.2

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Issue #7 p2		Jan, 2009

..Page Sux: The Real Cosmic Poozle
... by Gambothna Geebis

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....Terrafilm stars, and Gracklers and Garblers of all types, already have their willing thralls of stylists, fashion designers, and spackeloons on speed dial; and the corzmullah is already ripping at the seams! The infighting, back biting and downright fisticuffs over who’s wearing who, and what’s wearing what is making the most audacious headlines! And this is before the actual awards!!!
There are tensions rising over this celebration known as the “Grammys.” That word is a slang term for the ancient gramophone, a device on which now ancient music-vessels known as LP’s were played. It is also a Southern Dialect from the Red Velvet Cake Sector of Terranoplis meaning "grandmother." The tensions are there because even the Terranopolans, admittedly light years behind Koko Dozoan culture, now realize how out of date and place this particular award is. No one buys music anymore on Terranopolis since its function is merely to serve the purchasing of products no one needs. Still, pillars of the “recording industry” continue to turn out in numbers in an almost funereal state because earthforms hold a revered sense for their grandmothers. Pop star Clomooncey who, despite being horrifically overexposed, will once again shake her chunga chungas in something skin tight. Clomooncey, who recently felt it was time to let her fans know about her covert union with MegaMogul Zaybee, is being unusually tightlipped over who she intends to don on this evening. Knowing her recently malfunctions, we can’t wait to see what’s next! Who cares about music when you have chunga chungas??? Certainly not the Terranopolans!
However, the real stories surround the Oscars, an award shaped like a golden rectal reliever we use on Koko Dozo when we have fulgecrampers. Best Actress Nominee Smoot Zamblee was recently overheard at a famous boutique on Rodeo Drive (located in the Plastic Fantastic sector of Terranapolis) complaining about being “bloated and old and tired” where she suddenly fell into a chair, looked the color of slate and passed out. Could it be too many trips to the fulgeshoot cleaner? Best Actor nominee Plicky Tourque has made it clear he will refuse to show for the awards unless he can bring his small dog along. He says “without my dogs I am nothing.” Now this, is something PETA would love. Of course, everyone is just garkling to know what Best Supporting Actress Nominiee Tendra Holic is going to show up in, having caused a stir at the Golden Globe Awards in a completely see-through corzmullah confection. Unaware of how sheer the material really was, she feigned innocence when it was brought to her attention that her neeblies and dunkies were on full display. But dear readers...we know the real story, don’t we?

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KOKO DOZO WILL SPEW FORTH NOCTURNAL SONIC EMISSIONS
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