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Issue #8 p2 Feb, 2009
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Koko Dozo has officially responded, through their public relations spokesman to the recent rulings of our Exalted Blessed Leader - The Mumulo Habjabor.
....Greetings from Koko Dozo. We regret that we can not be present in our beloved homeland at this moment of crisis. Alas, we are serving our Exalted Blessed Leader -- The Mumulo Habjabor on this tiresome errgergle called Earth. It is a hellish place, indeed and our labors fearsome and draining. But with great humility we serve a higher cause -- the honor of our beloved Velfin Spoidioyz.
....We are in full agreement with the recent rulings of The Exalted Blessed Mumulo Habjabor. Who are we to imagine that we have greater wisdom? We gladly share our earnings and we are quite shocked that he requests such a small sum for himself.
....We beg of you to please stop these distressing protests and bring peace and order to the entire Velfin Spoidioyz. To one and all Koko Dozo bid you all Shubba Gilgabilbo!
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..The Whole Earth Zhufmalog:
...This Wild And Wacky Omposm Called Earth
... by Farfummf Watafazmoo
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....Greetings my beloved homzoi peepz and doggies.
....I have become sadly aware of the strife back in Koko Dozo's homeland, the Velfin Spoidioyz, in reaction to our Exalted Blessed Leader -- The Mumulo Habjabor's banning of the funky norpse chicken and claiming a reasonable surcharge on sales of Koko Dozo music. As a concerned citizen of the Velfin Spoidioyz, I feel compelled to offer my own humble comments on these troubling developments. So I am offering this column as a respectful open letter to our Exalted Blessed Leader -- The Mumulo Habjabor.
....May the watolomps on Habjabor's ass burn like chibmidgie in a nucular summer home. We're on Earth now, O Blessed Shubgozz. You fatuous thuldoidy. Bring it on glurf-bucket. You can shove the vig up your fulge-cavern. We're the Nazz around here, pal. Koko Dozo will give you 86% of our next fuld dropping. . . oh wait . . . I feel one coming on right now! Uhg. Umm. Yeah. Good god. OK, Mumsucker, your check is in the mail. Such an exalted personage art thou -- your royal fulge couldn't get past the bouncer at Burger King on this planet. That's right -- The Mumulo Habjabor is large like Lehman Brothers on this joint called Earth.
....As for the funky norpse chicken -- that little square dance is so yesterday that even these earthform doinkwombies are doing it. By tomorrow the entire population of the Velfin Spoidioyz will fellatiopen the window and start dancing the gupjo luzmunteen. See if your Royal Flatulence can wrap his ugly thain around those moves.
....Oh snap, Mumulumps -- Koko Dozo is so beyond your orbit. We're cranked on Zuzz fumes and Mars bars and we're untouchable, Mummy. Come and get us. We have an earthform here who they call Sarah Palin. She'll rip your norps to shreds with her bare miglibbies. Bring it on, chickenlips!
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KOKO DOZO WILL SPEW FORTH NOCTURNAL SONIC EMISSIONS
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FEB. 21

at SUGARLAND

221 W. 9th St. in WILLIAMSBURG, Brklyn.

10PM
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