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THE MUMULO HABJABOR ENDS BAN ON ZUZZ!
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Exalted Leader Takes Control Of ZUZZ Intergalactic. Made An Offer That ZUZZ Company Head, Ool Fikp, Refused
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....Millions of citizens from all parts of the Velfin Spoidioyz have been participating in joyous celebration in tribute to the Blessed Exalted Leader, The Mumulo Habjabor, upon hearing the news that ZUZZ will again be available to all. The entire editorial staff of Space Alien Nation and our many skunzphoi slaves join our fellow citizens in expressing our humble appreciation to the All-Knowing The Mumulo Habjabor. And we sincerely hope that the innovative new management team at ZUZZ Intergalactic will continue to allow Space Alien Nation to serve their needs by featuring ads for ZUZZ, a product we all admire.
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| Ool Fikp, Inventor of ZUZZ And Founder/Sole Owner/Head Tromboth Of ZUZZ Intergalactic, Found Dead |
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....Famous entrepreneur and philanthropist, Ool Fikp, was found dead yesterday. His mutilated body was discovered half buried in an abandoned jidmannoof filled with highly radioactive errgergle. His body had been crudely cut open and filled with several spent activators of ZUZZ.
....Government authorities stated with certainty that they found no evidence of foul play; and the official autopsy confirmed that Ool Fikp had expired from natural causes.
....The Exalted Blessed Mumulo Habjabor expressed his sorrow over the sudden loss of such a widely admired citizen; adding, "In honor Ool Filp's great accomplishments, I will personally take over all responsibilities and ownership of ZUZZ Intergalactic. ZUZZ will return to market and continue to bring joy to all citizens of the Velfin Spoidioyz."
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| KOKO DOZO Engages In Collaborative Efforts With Earth Musicians As Symbol Of Intergalactic Peace And To Obtain Revenue From Lucrative Music Market Sectors On Earth |
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....Koko Dozo has already completed THE SHINE, a collaboration with New York DJ, MORSY, with garbling by Gambothna Geebis (Amy Douglas) and Farfumf Watafazmoo (Polarity/1) on guitar, percussion, voice percussion and shared production with MORSY.
....Currently in progress are collaborations with Baltimore Rappers, Claire Hux, is BASTARDS OF BALTIMORE; and BOOBIES, a riotous collaboration with New York dance club stars, The Kiki Twins. Due for release by late summer, 09.
....Our Koko Dozoan emmisaries from the Velfin Spoidioyz Galaxy will be releasing new sonic nocturnal emmision of their own in the coming weeks which are guaranteed to have a Zuzz-like effect on human thoxnibial tissue. |
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..The Whole Earth Zhufmalog:
...This Wild And Wacky Omposm Called Earth
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....Greetings my beloved homzoi peepz and doggies.
....First off, let's give big plops to The Prez back home in The Velfin Spoidioyz -- The Exalted Blessed Mumulo Habjabor -- who has dropped his ban on everybody's favorite product: ZUZZ. Since being released from the hospital after sustaining some accidental trauma to my kneecaps, I have come to the conclusion that we are all better off with The Blessed Mumulo Habjabor as head of ZUZZ Intergalactic. I am sure that ZUZZ will re-enter the market quite new and improved because in his sublime infallible wisdom, the Mumulo Habjabor provides only the best for all his subjects. Perhaps someday earthforms will be able to enjoy ZUZZ. Yes, ZUZZ! A world of sparkling yalfoybee can be yours with ZUZZ! Also I must say Mumml is also quite good.
....Here on Koko Dozo's Earth colony -- The Yoo Ass of A Numba One -- many earthforms have revolted in a vain attempt to forestall Barack Obama's new program of fascist dictatorship which is sweeping the nation to much popular acclaim. I too am impressed in that the coming tyranny will remind me of my beloved homeland in The Velfin Spoidioyz under the blessed leadership of The Mumulo Habjabor. In that regard, Obama is turning out to be similar to my earthform idol, the babe-a-licious Sarah Palin. A pleasant surprise indeed.
....The protest against the coming fascist dictatorship was rather interesting. The earthforms displayed, in many creative ways, the testicles of the tea-bird which I assume is a favorite earth creature that flies. I am told that these "tea-bags" symbolize their beloved war of revolution. Earthforms have a unique way of protesting against the outrages of their government: they have cheerful and cute parties in the street, wearing adorable hats and holding boards on which they write witty homiles. So many of the protesters who have recently lost their jobs will soon return to the streets in victorious merriment, having thrown off the yoke of the hated Socialist unemployment compensation that they protest against.
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KOKO DOZO WILL SPEW FORTH LIVE NOCTURNAL SONIC EMISSIONS
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AFTER THE SUMMER
in NYC and Boston
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.See the review of our first album ILLEGAL SPACE ALIENS
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