Koko Dozo: Space Allien Nation, #10

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Issue #10 • Feb., 2010

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	xx	KOKO DOZO RELEASES NEW SONIC EMISSIONS ON REDSTAR RECORDS Rejection of New Contract With Blessed Exalted Leader's Sonic Emissions Label ...Blessed Exalted Leader, The Mumulo Habjabor, had no comment when asked about Koko Dozo's new EP, "FEEL THE ZUZZ!" Will The Mumulo Habjabor listen to it when it is released in March? "I look forward to it. I wish Koko Dozo the best. I am sure their souls will boil for eternity in the bowels of Nidnibjee. And I must say, their sonic emissions are without doubt the epitome of gagulous wemdonkle," says our Blessed Exalted Leader. ...Asked why Koko Dozo chose to sign with an Earth label, their spokes-creature, Chibbiog Yockalocky, said, "On Redstar the territory of distribution is 'the universe.' With all due respect to The Blessed Mumulo Habjabor, his Moof Star label's distribution is limited to the Velfin Spoidioyz Galaxy. The decision to switch was not personal; it was metaphysical."
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SPACE ALIEN NATION GETS A NEW LOOK!
...You may have noticed that we have changed our design. We have used the latest in Space Age technology to give our pages a brighter, more traditional and sexier look. And speaking of sexy -- Is your wumza not moist and tight? Is your norpse not swollen with the mighty smum? Well, might we suggest the sex-enhancing powers of ZUZZ!
In our new design we use as a motif, a glorious Velfin sunrise; and we have incorporated into our masthead the image of The Creator Of The Universe, Thvillpa Dippis. Her holy visage will remind all citizens of the Velfin Spoidioyz that we are the most blessed of our Diety's creations and all the gossip and rumors on our pages come straight from Her Holy Vulpa.
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..The Whole Earth Zhufmalog:
...This Wild And Wacky Omposm Called Earth
... by Farfummf Watafazmoo
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....Greetings my beloved homzoi peepz and doggies. ....Some interesting political developments here on Earth in the US Fuckin A zone. In the past Earth lunar year the government has made progress in its steady shift to a Muslim Communist Tyranny. Just like back home in our beloved Bazbador! The new leader, Hussein Obama Hussein, like the Exalted Mumulo Habjabor, has proposed a final solution in order to rid the population of their dreaded Grandma cabal. The new policy features the institution of death panels to legally eradicate those irritating creatures who claim to have useful wisdom to impart. Mainly they spew forth gulgous dremp and loathsome complaining about spending mulltitudes of hours basking in the pleasures of electronic entertainments instead of hard work and productive efforts which are so often devoid of fun. And so much skerbage about eating "real food" instead of more pleasurable treats which are made in modern space-age factories -- not fields full of plowed dirt. These scubulent grandmas want everybody to eat things that are the color GREEN! Good riddance to the grandmas and hopefully soon there will be death panels for grandpas too if those Republican yarfoons don't ruin everything with their howling antics. ....There is much anger among the earthforms. The economies are bad and there is much unemployment and little money for necessities like electronic entertainment and food. And health care is only for the wealthy, the very poor and for the loathsome grandmas and grandpas. And there is much fury at the bankers who destroyed the economy. Voters are angry about all this. But even more angry because the government wants to spend taxpayer money to create jobs for the unemployed, to provide health care for everybody and to make rules to prevent the bankers for destroying the economy again. And worse, voters are forced to pay taxes every year for the services the government provides. ....Fortunately, the Hussein Obama Dictatorship will put everything in its place and, by decree, will provide free goods and services for illegal aliens like Gambothna Geebis and myselves. For those who disagree -- you can suck my teabags! .

		. .....Death Panels for Grandma? .....Not so bad. It works on Bazbador; .....it will work on Earth.