FIRST PHOTOS SENT FROM EARTH:
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REVEAL EVIDENCE OF
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TERRIFYING CREATURES
We have just received the first photos sent back from Earth showing firm evidence of living organisms. It has not yet been determined if they represent species that in any way conform to those of our planet and the other planet nations of the Vep Mummims Torculom. Horrific as they appear, time will tell if they will be friend or foe.
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KOKO DOZO SPEW NOCTURNAL SONIC EMISSIONS ON MORE
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YOUTH PODS OF EARTH. PANTIES! X!
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March 16, 2008 .
.....Last night we were invited to emit our special brand of zzzzhazzzz rithmiums at an event they call Rated X- The Panty Party. We believe this refers to the undergarments used to contain the fumes of their genital poozle.
.....The youthpods we have encountered are not on the outward appearance to be a group of high intelligence. Perhaps they are of the mammalian species known on Earth as "party animals." The mating rituals of the lighter colored ones involve jerky dance-like movements which appear to be somewhat
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sychronized to loud machine-like sonic emissions. They impress their intended mates by ingesting large quantities of liquid enjoyment and the inelegant removal of their exocloths in anticipation of coital activities. They are energetic and receptive.
.....We were told they were “open minded” though their brain organs are encased so as to be invisible, unlike the Huffahs of the planet Morzmadon with their neon blue hard drives fully on display; or the Xitwafflas whose brain matter lie on the surface of their faces in the form of oozing hemgroils. They admire our vestments and they think Amy, our garbler, is quite a "dish" with an impressive ability to put her voice forth in a loud and ballistic manner. (They should hear her twibble in the shower on our ship). And of course they admire our nocturnal sonic emissions which appear to provide encouragement for their mating rituals. Our accompaniments of the Huffa gatherings are quite different in that involve communal chanting and beating on the Owborng. The youthpods of Earth prefer to ingest the liquids and have others provide sonic emissions. We have much to learn of this strange planet.
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KOKO DOZO WILL SPEW FORTH NOCTURNAL SONIC EMISSIONS
MAY 16: Jupiter Crash at Crash Mansion - 199 Bowery (& Spring St.), NY
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