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ESTEEMED SPACE PHYSICIST MUST KEEP TRACK
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.....Hlurjmim Tzulnnoovb is one of the most esteemed molecular physicists in the Jalumeon Galaxy. This very special lady is never in one astral zone long enough to sit and chat with the press. But Space Alien Nation managed to catch up with her for a few minutes. I asked her about her current research and how she keeps her wumza so moist and tight. Here is what she had to say: | |||||
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have been immersed in a lamdroise sobrium tank for the past eight months testing the molecular structure of thubulous noxons and how they interact with rhozmontium and atmospheric gases. It requires so much concentration that I often do not have time to keep my wumza as moist and tight as I would like. Fortunately my young assistants are very helpful in that area, which also provides needed amusement and exercise after a long day in the laboratory. And I can provide them with excellent educational opportunities." |
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| Hlurjmim Tzulnnoovg, molecular physicist, working on her thubulous noxon project. |
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Wow! I can not wait to read the results of her study. I bet this gal keeps her wumza well-heated in that chilly lamdroise sobrium tank. |
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INTERGALACTIC MUSIC MASTERS, KOKO DOZO, MAKE SUCCESSFUL EARTH LANDING. BAND LAUNCHES QUEST FOR GALAXY-WIDE DOMINATION AT NACOTHEQUE PARTY.
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Sun. Feb. 24 2008; Earth .....We have arrived on Earth. It appears that many Earthforms found our nocturnal sonic emissions quite sticky to the earhairs. It is odd -- they do not seem to realize that the words formed in our song constructions indicate that we are laughing at them. Or perhaps they, like us, inhale the mindwaves emitted from the Ironus cluster. |
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| .....Yes, we were "into the house" as the dancing youthpods say. They flapped their flippers with great enthusiasm causing my norpse to harden with pleasure -- although it caused some discomfort when I "shook my booties." A strange and twisted evening enhanced by my friendly new liquid assistants: Margarita, Jack and Daniels. With their help, the sonic emissions of Koko Dozo will become the dominant noizforce on Planet Earth and the entire Milky Way Galaxy. These Earthform puppeloons have no viable immune system to withstand our sonic attack. |
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| .....We will strike again: Saturday, March 15th at midnight |
.......Koko Dozo releasing noctornal sonic .......emissions at Nacotheque. |
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RATED X - THE PANTY PARTY
Don Hills 511 Greenwich Street at the Corner of Spring St. . |
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.....And then: ....MAY 16:
.....Jupiter Crash at Crash Mansion - 199 Bowery (& Spring St.), NY . < back <......> next > |
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