Produced by Polarity/1
P/1: lead & background vocals, track, djembe, repenique
Scott Allen: background vocals
Pete McCann: guitar
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He's just a salesman with a cheap toup on.
Just a salesman with a cheap toup on
He cry and holler and sing a song.
And when it's over, grandma's dough is gone
He got a wife painted and sprayed
Got a wife painted and sprayed
She holds his bible, she's gettin' paid
She turned her lemon into lemonade
His fingers are hairy but his nails are clean.
Fingers are hairy but his nails are clean
See how they wiggle on the tv screen
Play like a fiddle on a girl of 15
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CHORUS: Salesman with a cheap toup
............Cheap toup on
............Salesman with a cheap toup
............Cheap toup on
............Salesman with a cheap toup
............Cheap toup on
............He cry and holler and sing a song
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Sends you a prayer cloth -- if you pay
A free prayer cloth -- if you pay
He prays for a hot tub, a Rolls and a lay
He's sellin' heaven the very next day
He wish his wife and his children were gone.
Picked up his girlfriend at the beauty salon
Took her to Vegas like a high class John.
He's just a salesman with a cheap toup on
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CHORUS
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He killed a homo in a bar last night
Did it for Jesus and he thought it's all right
He's not afraid...'Cause he's a man and he's white
But watch him sweat at a flashing strobe light
His wife is lonely - her name is Lenore
She ain't had none since '94
Startin' to wonder if she's lost her allure
Today she heard about his cute little whore
She bought a gun from a junkie named Juan.
Went to the chapel -- everybody was gone
The barrel is firm... her dress is chiffon.
In walks her salesman with his cheap toup on
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CHORUS